“Dude, I know how this
works. This is gonna end with you and me running through the jungle,
screaming and crying. He catches me first because I'm heavy and I get
cramps.” - Hurley, S1E16
“Sayid: "This was a mistake."
Shannon: "Yeah, haven't you heard I'm completely useless?"” - Sayid, S1E10
“You two run away fantastically. Glad my diversion spared you. I was only stung several hundred times.” - Charlie, S1E6
“Dudes, listen. Our lives suck. Everyone's nerves are stretched to the
max. I mean, we're lost on an island, runnin' from boars and
monsters...freakin' polar bears!” - Hurley, S1E9
“Maybe the dog can find water. I mean, dogs can find pot and bombs, so I'm sure they can find water.” - Hurley, S1E5
“Well, well, well, if ain't the belle of the
ball. So what's it like having both the doctor and Captain Falafel
fighting over you?
” - Sawyer, S1E6
“I am so not moving to the rape caves.” - Shannon, S1E10
“If I were a savage I would have cut off his finger already. That's tomorrow.” - Ana-Lucia, S2E7
“Brother, you've got wake up and smell the bull crap here, rescue ain't
comin'. You're just wasting your time. You're trying to save a guy who
last time I checked had a piece of metal the size of my head sticking
out of his bread basket.” - Sawyer, S1E3
“My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards... their heads are made of pathetic.” - Sawyer, S2E23
“Well, I don't know about you, but the rest of us have been having a wonderful time. We even built a golf course.” - Charlie, S1E15
“I don't buy this
precognitive insanity rubbish. Look, if the Bearded Wonder could
predict the future he wouldn't have ended up here, would he?” - Charlie, S3E8
“I remember peanut butter. Why do I remember peanut butter?” - Claire, S1E15
“If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it.” - Ben, S2E20
“Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine...a spinal
surgeon fell out of the sky. And if that's not proof of God, I don't
know what is.” - Ben, S3E5
“No, John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "There's a man in my
closet with a gun to my daughter's head". Although...we obviously
should.” - Ben, S3E13
“Look, I don't know about you, but things have
really sucked for me lately and I could really use a victory. So let's
get one, dude. Let's get this car started. Let's look death in the face
and say "Whatever, man". Let's make our own luck.” - Hurley, S3E10
“Look dude, all I know is the sky turned purple. After that I don't ask questions. Just...make myself a salad and move on.” - Hurley, S3E11
“Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat
boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that
for them, dude. You.” - Hurley, S3E15
“I'm going to lead my people up to the radio tower...and I'm gonna make
a call...and I'm gonna get them all rescued...every one of them...and
then I'm gonna come find you...and I'm gonna kill you.” - Jack, S3E23
“I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth
myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll
excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.” - Charlie, S2E4
“What if I don't? You going to beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it
a little odd that your scripture stick has dried blood on it.” - Charlie, S2E10
“Life's not so bad, right? I mean, sure the Others are coming to, like,
eat us all and every once in a while someone blows up all over you, but
you do get to sleep in every morning.” - Hurley, S2E1
“I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.” - Bernard, S2E19
“Bad day? I had 7 weeks of bad days on the other side of the island just
trying to stay alive so I could get back to you... but here... my God,
Rose they've built a kitchen on the beach. They've given up.” - Bernard, S2E19
“I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much.” - Desmond, S2E3
“Vincent took care of me when my mom died and
nobody would talk to me. They pretend like nothing happened. So I had
to talk to Vincent. He's a good listener. You could talk to him about
Boone if you want.” - Walt, S1E23
“Oh, that must be Jesus. Hola, momento... Yes, it is Jesus. He wants to know what color car you want.” - Carmen Reyes, S2E4
“Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell is going on.” - Kate, S3E15
“You know what's interesting? That you 2 are
now the camp's moral police. I'm curious, Sayid. How long was it before
you told everyone on that beach exactly how many people you've tortured
in your life? Do they know about Basra? And I'm sure the first thing
you did when you got here, James, was to gather everyone in a circle
and tell them about the man you shot in cold blood the night before you
got on the plane. So why don't we just skip the part where you 2
pretend to be righteous.” - Juliet, S3E16
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